Chelsea Life Jacket

A common type of sleeveless jacket, also known as a Gilet. Often seen on the streets of the Royal Borough of Kensington on Chelsea.

"Here comes Tabitha in her Chelsea Life Jacket"

by _LDN April 26, 2021

Chelsea Handler

The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.

by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010

Chelsea Tractor

A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne

Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road

by Someguywhopostedhere October 23, 2011

Chelsea-Rific

TOO PERFECT FOR WORDS

That happy dance was Chelsea-Rific!

by DarlingSweetheart December 7, 2010

Chelsea Slap

When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.

"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"

"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."

by chuckradders June 12, 2020

Chelsea Peretti

The love of my life, the funniest most amazing woman to ever walk the earth.

Chelsea Peretti, will you marry me?

by ccarriee April 11, 2021

Chelsea academy

Chelsea academy is a shit school with shitty people and teachers who don’t even know how to teach and make students life terrible. We also have a stupid one way system and you don’t follow it miss Whittle will have a heart attack. If u want the will to live please don’t come to Chelsea academy.

Chelsea academy is a horrendous school that ruins your well being.

by A Chelsea academy hater:) December 27, 2022