A well-decorated NBA basketball player. Also a term to describe someone who looks like the lovespawn of a black woman and a catfish.
by Dean Carlson January 10, 2008
Get the Chauncey Billupsmug. Chauncey Billups is also used as a form of insult. Typically reserved for an occasion of extreme wrong doing by another. Sometimes only 'Billups' is used for slightly less severe situations. This insult was never a direct attack on the NBA star, merely just how funny the name is.
1: "Dude, Your'e being a total Chauncey Billups right now!"
--response: "Why am I the Chaunc?"
2: "Why are you being such a Billups?"
--response: "Why am I the Bills?"
--response: "Why am I the Chaunc?"
2: "Why are you being such a Billups?"
--response: "Why am I the Bills?"
by pwnd00 January 2, 2009
Get the Chauncey Billupsmug. Was once a great MVP and all, but now he needs to realize he's about to suck ass now that the Pistons lost their best player Ben Wallace. It's Dwyane Wade's time to shine now.
by I ain't tellin' you NoTHIN!!! September 15, 2006
Get the Chauncey Billupsmug. Durring intercoures (male or female), the male gives their partener a bukkeke and then immdiately punches their dog in the face.
Damon: "Dude, what happened to Lisa's dog?"
Chris: "IDK...Last I heard Lisa and Chauncey were making out making out and BAMM..Bubba went for a "Chauncey Dog Walk".
Chris: "IDK...Last I heard Lisa and Chauncey were making out making out and BAMM..Bubba went for a "Chauncey Dog Walk".
by eddiemush November 14, 2011
Get the Chauncey Dog Walkmug. Chauncey is a fine ass man. He will pull anyone who he attracts. Hes a god at any game he play. He has a sexy body and will fuck your bitch
Chauncey sexy asf
by ddcodgame November 18, 2023
Get the Chaunceymug. Matt chauncey will whoop your ass and then beat your old lady's ss and it dont matter that she's a girl.
by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020
Get the matt chaunceymug. To miss an exam.
Example:
Professor: Yes, Chauncey, what can I do for YOU?
Chauncey: Professor Adjuncter, Remember. I go by Spike. I missed the exam. When can I take it?
Professor: Well, Spike, what does the syllabus say about missed exams?
Chauncey: Beats me.
Professor: Let me refresh your memory. You must notify me in advance if you will miss an exam, or you will get a zero, unless there is an emergency. Did you have an emergency?
Chauncey: No. I had an extreme emergency.
Professor: Sorry to hear that. What was it?
Chauncey: It was extreme. And it was an emergency. I had to wake up, and I didn't. So I overslept. Too much partying, dude.
To be continued...
Example:
Professor: Yes, Chauncey, what can I do for YOU?
Chauncey: Professor Adjuncter, Remember. I go by Spike. I missed the exam. When can I take it?
Professor: Well, Spike, what does the syllabus say about missed exams?
Chauncey: Beats me.
Professor: Let me refresh your memory. You must notify me in advance if you will miss an exam, or you will get a zero, unless there is an emergency. Did you have an emergency?
Chauncey: No. I had an extreme emergency.
Professor: Sorry to hear that. What was it?
Chauncey: It was extreme. And it was an emergency. I had to wake up, and I didn't. So I overslept. Too much partying, dude.
To be continued...
Example continued:
Professor: Well, Chauncey, er, Spike, the exam was a week ago. It's been corrected and returned. Why am I HEARING about it now?
Chauncey: I was busy. Remember I had an emergency. An extreme emergency.
Professor: So now you expect me to write another exam just for you, even though the syllabus says that you should get a zero? Do you know how hard it is to write an exam?
Chauncey: Not my problem, Professor Adjuncter. When can I take that exam?
Professor: You can't take the exam. Sleeping late is not an emergency. Waiting a week to tell me is even worse.
Chauncey: How's tomorrow? I can take it tomorrow?
Professor: No. You can't take it tomorrow. You can't take it at all. You got a zero.
Chauncey: I'm going to the dean. I'll have your job, you worthless piece of dung.
Professor: Well, do what you must, Chauncey. Even before the zero, the average in the was a 38. If you score 100% in everything, you will still fail.
Chauncey: Oh, yeah, I meant to ask about extra credit.
Don't miss exams. Don't be Chauncey.
Professor: Well, Chauncey, er, Spike, the exam was a week ago. It's been corrected and returned. Why am I HEARING about it now?
Chauncey: I was busy. Remember I had an emergency. An extreme emergency.
Professor: So now you expect me to write another exam just for you, even though the syllabus says that you should get a zero? Do you know how hard it is to write an exam?
Chauncey: Not my problem, Professor Adjuncter. When can I take that exam?
Professor: You can't take the exam. Sleeping late is not an emergency. Waiting a week to tell me is even worse.
Chauncey: How's tomorrow? I can take it tomorrow?
Professor: No. You can't take it tomorrow. You can't take it at all. You got a zero.
Chauncey: I'm going to the dean. I'll have your job, you worthless piece of dung.
Professor: Well, do what you must, Chauncey. Even before the zero, the average in the was a 38. If you score 100% in everything, you will still fail.
Chauncey: Oh, yeah, I meant to ask about extra credit.
Don't miss exams. Don't be Chauncey.
by Some rando out there August 2, 2024
Get the Be Chaunceymug.