An incredibly competitive public high school that is supposed to be very good but has many problems underneath the façade of high quality education and great test scores. Populated by Nike-covered preps, Chaco-wearing hippie wannabe's, and Ugg-sporting white girls, East is ruled with an iron fist (except when multiple fights break out in the same week and students overdose in school bathrooms). You’re lucky if you find a bathroom not covered in flies breeding off of dirty toilet water, and even luckier if there are still paper towels; meanwhile, the stall graffiti describing the school as a ‘hell hole’ is very accurate. Don't worry, though -- the drugs are plentiful and supposedly high end.
It is looked down on to not take AP classes and SAT scores determine your self-worth. There are some amazing teachers, but also some terrible teachers who should have lost their jobs before they even got hired but unfortunately have survived to ruin students’ enjoyment of subjects as well as their test scores. There are clear social groups separating Honors and AP students from others.
If you enjoy watching teenagers drive luxury cars bought for them by their parents, set up a picnic blanket at the entrance to the parking lot before and after school. Spots are $5 each and the proceeds will go towards replacing broken water fountains and financing the restoration of terrible athletic fields. A new pimped-out golf cart is also needed for the security guard to keep up the school’s image.
It is looked down on to not take AP classes and SAT scores determine your self-worth. There are some amazing teachers, but also some terrible teachers who should have lost their jobs before they even got hired but unfortunately have survived to ruin students’ enjoyment of subjects as well as their test scores. There are clear social groups separating Honors and AP students from others.
If you enjoy watching teenagers drive luxury cars bought for them by their parents, set up a picnic blanket at the entrance to the parking lot before and after school. Spots are $5 each and the proceeds will go towards replacing broken water fountains and financing the restoration of terrible athletic fields. A new pimped-out golf cart is also needed for the security guard to keep up the school’s image.
"You go to East Chapel Hill High School? Can I come over later and smoke a joint while we study BC Calc and then you can drive me home in your brand new BMW? Thanks, bro."
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In other words, a relatively rich public high school in Chapel Hill, NC.
In other words, a relatively rich public high school in Chapel Hill, NC.
God, I can't believe those East Chapel Hill High School people. They think a 2300 on the SAT is bad.
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A unique mix of cocaine, crushed up addies, and powdered xanax common at East Chapel Hill High School in Chapel Hill, NC. Sometimes can be mixed with slices of money for that extra east chapel hill oomph.
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Get the gothic chapel mug.A town north of Tampa. Filled with luxury ass houses for those who wanna pretend to be rich when they actually have a miserable ass life. There ain’t nun to do in Chapel. The closest form of entertainment include two malls, with surprisingly cool shoe stores, and a crystal lagoon. Basically a big ass fuckin pool. There are three high schools, Wesley Chapel High, Wiregrass High and Cypress High. Wiregrass looks like Harvard compared to the other two, but that ain’t sayin much. It’s also home to mfs who try to act tough and pretend to be from the hood, except they’re white, rich and live off they parents credit card. Ok Tanner, I see u a thug, now pull up to Temple Terrace and say the n word like that, u finna have a clip emptied on ur head.
“Where u from g?”
“Oh im from Tampa”
“Oh shit, fr my man, what part??”
“Wesley Chapel”
“Get the fuck outta my face😐”
“Oh im from Tampa”
“Oh shit, fr my man, what part??”
“Wesley Chapel”
“Get the fuck outta my face😐”
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