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Coachaholic

Coachaholic: (n) coach-a-hol-lick

1. A person who is enfatuated with the Coach brand and buyes every Coach item available
2. Someone who is obsessed with Coach "The Dragon Slayer" from the Survivor tv series. This person often aspires to achieve the "warrior" status and will talk endlessly about Coach. Coachaholics also tend to not realize how full of himself Coach really is. These people aslo seem to think that they are superior to "non-warriors"
Coachaholic Girl: "Hey gurl! I totally went to the Coach store yesterday!"
Normal Girl: "Cool! Did you get a new purse?"
Coachaholic: "Yeah! And the sneakers, the scarf, the keychain, wallet, shirt..."
Normal Girl: *backs away*

Guy: "Dude, why does your shirt say 'Dragon Slayer' on it?"

Coachaholic: "It allows me to form an unbreakable bond with the 'Dragon Slayer' which alows my mental, spiritual, and physical being to be cleansed so that I too can become a warrior."
Guy: "Wtf are you talking about, that shirt's from Sears."
Coachaholic: "I wouldn't expect a non-warrior to understand."
by vball1346 May 23, 2010
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Cataholic

Refers to when your cat gets addicted to wet cat food

In the rat, bastard himself I mean The cat always finds a way to get into it
It also refers to when someone is addicted to cats

I;e sniffing them, having a lot of cats, Sleeping with them (not in a sexual way),Cuddling up with them,and trying to pet them
Damn, my cat is a cataholic he always runs to the bowl when He Smells wet cat food
Dang your cataholic of a cat hates dry food now
Dave is such a cataholic he always finds a way to pet mine
Are you sure you’re not a cataholic you always have, like , five cats near you
by Tre Delcambre May 29, 2023
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Cafaholic

Someone who is addicted to caffeine. Examples: energy drinks, coffee and any drinks with caffeine.
I need my Starbucks. Mom you are a cafaholic!
by Emigro1320 June 25, 2023
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The Cannaholic Community

“Man the cannaholic community is the best server around
by mercy..theccc May 10, 2022
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