Captain Morgan'd

the act of putting your balls in someones face unexpectedly while they or bent over; or putting your balls in a random person face while shopping trying not to get noticed

Timmy just got Captain Morgan'd by jeremy while picking up his keys up from the ground

by murfdizzle April 9, 2010

Captain Morgan

A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration

I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day

by rtv0587 November 22, 2009

Captain Morgan

1. A fictional character from an alchoholic beverage. Deprived of a black haired eye patch wearing pirate, but the actual captain has not been seen until...

2. CAPTAIN MORGAN! Ryan Costis, resident in Washington. He attends school and enjoys hanging with his wench, working on his new boat (thus leaving his old boat in dismay) and abandoning his 1st and 2nd mates

1. Captain Morgan was here!
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN IS AS GOOD AT MAKING LOVE AS HE IS MAKING RUM!

by 1st Mate October 11, 2004

captain morgan

A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!

I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.

by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004

captain morgan

the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life

Captain Morgan, put down the bottle and get your dick outta your hands

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004

captain morgan

when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her

"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"

by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008

Captain Morgan

While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009