Used humorously to describe a situation that started normal, fun, or chill (like a BBQ with friends), but suddenly went totally out of control, chaotic, or unexpectedly sexual. It plays on the rhyme between cookout (grill party) and cock-out (slang for male genitals being exposed).
"We thought it would just be burgers and beer, but after midnight… it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."
"The meeting was fine at first, but when everyone started shouting, it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."
"The meeting was fine at first, but when everyone started shouting, it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."
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The act of not bathing for many a day and having a collection of various things around your "cock" such as cheese shit grease sweat... and of corse negro blood
Andy=Hey pumpkin whats that smell?
Pumpkin=I dont know i just bathed yesterday.....JOEY!!
Joey=Oh i have grease cock itus
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Joey=Oh i have grease cock itus
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Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
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