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a butcher's

Cockney rhyming slang -- a butcher's hook, rhymes with look. The slang gets trickey in use as it is usually truncated. Apples and pears becomes apples, but refers to stairs.
I went and had a butcher's at that new café
by Fueltank September 27, 2005
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happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...
He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.
by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016
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butcher shop

vagina; preferably a meaty one that you can eat quickly
"what are you doing tonight?"

im goin to her butcher shop"

"you lucky bitch!"
by qacko123 October 8, 2009
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open up a butcher shop

When two people are going to have a disagreement. As in, "there's enough beef between us to open up a butcher shop".
Mike: Oh shit, Bobby stole Jimmy's girl.
Dan: Those guys are going to open up a butcher shop.
by LaffeyTaffy December 18, 2012
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butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.
This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.
by videomilitia May 4, 2010
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Slap the Butcher

A game that teaches the idea of possession in theater. One person creeps around the circle looking for someone to give the meat to. When he/she places the meat behind the chosen individual, he/she yells SLAP THE BUTCHER. The person with the meat then chases the butcher and tries to slap him/her. It is played in Drama classes around the world.
Me: We played an amazing game of Slap the Butcher in Mr. G's class today.
by Gregory "Helen" Greggson January 20, 2009
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spread butcher

"The action of a person spreading their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape" - Isaac Butterfield
"Shazz round the corner got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend."
by DR Willie Stroker September 16, 2020
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