by pitheavenger July 11, 2009
Get the Bruce Lee mug.Invariably, the greatest, most kickass martial artist in the world, hands down. The only one better is Solid Snake, and he isn't real. One statement says it all: Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in mortal combat, true story, no competition, 'nuff said.
Quote: "It's like a finger, pointing its way to the moon!"
"You're about to find out how Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris - because I'm about to replicate that scene on your ass!!"
"You're about to find out how Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris - because I'm about to replicate that scene on your ass!!"
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Get the Bruce Lee mug.When Bruce Lee snapped Chuck Norris' neck in "Way of the Dragon", the space-time continuum ripped apart.
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Get the Bruce Lee mug.A Legendary Martial Artist that appeared in many films such as 'Way of the Dragon'
Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Lee is in fact much better than Chuck Norris, not only because of Chuck's ultimate defeat in 'Return of the Dragon', but because of the fact that Chuck was actually taught by Bruce Lee and openly admitted that he was no match for him.
Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Lee is in fact much better than Chuck Norris, not only because of Chuck's ultimate defeat in 'Return of the Dragon', but because of the fact that Chuck was actually taught by Bruce Lee and openly admitted that he was no match for him.
Instance 1:
Kid1: I saw Bruce Lee's film 'Return of the dragon' last night, it looked totally awesome and real!
Kid2: That's because it is real, Bruce Lee actually fights in his films
*HONOUR*
Instance 2:
Kid1: I'm gonna knock you down! My fists are like Chuck Norris'
Kid2: I'd like to see you try! My kicks are like Bruce Lee's
Kid1: I saw Bruce Lee's film 'Return of the dragon' last night, it looked totally awesome and real!
Kid2: That's because it is real, Bruce Lee actually fights in his films
*HONOUR*
Instance 2:
Kid1: I'm gonna knock you down! My fists are like Chuck Norris'
Kid2: I'd like to see you try! My kicks are like Bruce Lee's
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