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small bowl theory

The theory that packing numerous small bowls of marijuana provides the best economic high. The theory connotes that larger bowls inevitably lead to waste due to diminishing marginal returns.
"Dude, only use a little. We practice small bowl theory here."
by ekap17 May 16, 2010
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Bold-Blue

bold-blue n: The query result shown by google in bold-blue when what you search for,appears exactly the same on some website.Like if one searches a famous quote, it will appear in bold-blue on google's result page.
Dude1: Hey can you google his FB status? Got to be a bold-blue.This guy is getting lame by the day.
Dude2: Sure it is! it's someone's cool tweet.
by Iconoblast January 8, 2011
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Retro Bowl

Retro bowl is an football game that has gameplay that looks like it came from your grandmas computer from the 80s, but somehow this game is so addictive that once you download it ur glued to your phone all day beating the shit out of the lions.
I played Retro Bowl in class one day now the whole school is addicted to it
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Bowl Coater

When a bowel movement results in fecal matter covering the toilet's inner surfaces and bottom of the seat in their entirety. The action of the "Bowl Coater" results in the need for extra hygiene and a thorough toilet cleaning.
"I might not be back for some time...I sense this one's gonna be a Bowl Coater".
by MattKV July 1, 2008
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Wing Bowl

One of the craziest days in Philly the Friday morning leading up to the Super Bowl. It's a hot wing eating contest supported by Philly Sport Station 610 WIP, but lately it's very similar to Mardi Gras in New Orleans, in that there's drunken people everywhere, people tailgate in the parking lot, girls flashing their tits or ass, and the contestants and their entourage are paraded around the Wachovia Center on floats. There are contests for the best entourage, best float, best Wingette, which is like a stripper that serves as a sort of cheerleader for the Wing Bowl. Overall, the best festivity before Super Bowl Weekend in Philadelphia!
New Orleans kid: Yo do you wanna go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras?

Philly kid: Sure, but first, let's go to the Wing Bowl before that.
by the ace of spaces 10 January 30, 2009
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corn eyed bowl choker

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011
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Home Bowl Advantage

Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.
Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!
by Operation: Dinner Out March 14, 2009
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