blewcheesecake

When you fill a dead girl up with a bunch of loads and the body sits for so long it solidifies like cheese and goes moldy. Then you jump on her and shoot it into a cup and eat it with a spoon.

Im gaining weight from all the blewcheesecake I have been eating lately.

by Johnfkennedy1981 April 15, 2021

Bloched

When you spend a few days with the most lovable, high-energy, and delightfully chaotic family in your life. Symptoms include sore cheeks from laughing, a slightly empty booze fridge, and the desperate need for a nap once they leave. To prepare for being bloched, you must rest up, mentally brace yourself, and stock the fridge accordingly. Being bloched is exhausting in the most wonderful way. It’s loud, messy, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable.

Once David leaves your house. You’ll need a month’s long mental recovery. This is called being “bloched”

“The Blochs are coming this weekend. You better prepare to be bloched”

"Sorry I didn't text back, I was totally bloched all weekend."

"I need a vacation from my vacation—I got bloched."

by Lapa5 June 29, 2025