blackade

An impermeable barricade resulting from the entire black community congregating in a hallway

"I was late to 3rd period because there was a massive blackade in the middle of the hallway. SMH at those crazy niqqas!"

by ,,.,, October 16, 2011

blackcident

a mistake that only a black person would make.

John: You just shot up a convient store clerk and raped a white girl!
Jamal: Yeeuh, dawg. I didn't mean to.
John: You've got to stop having all these blackcidents!

by James T. Walrus January 11, 2004

Blackie

The best name for a cute black dog

Kaylee: OMG that dog is so cute!! What is his name?

Mattison: His name is Blackie.

by Matt242 July 7, 2010

Blaccident

When a woman is expected to give birth to a white baby, but ends up delivering a black baby.

John: 'Oh babe, you're doing so well...push, push!'
Ashley: 'GGGRRRRR....AAAHHHHHH'
Crying fills the room....
John: 'What the fuck!?!'
Doctor laughing: 'Ha...looks like you had a blaccident'

by LaGoat October 27, 2011

Blackie Chan

A term to describe a black asian. If the asian is half black and half asian, or just extremely tan, you can call them this. This term was derived from Jackie Chan, who is a famous asian actor. In a short period (circa 1990-2000) of Jackie Chan's life, he was incredibly tan. During this period of time, Chan would get called Blackie Chan nearly everyday by his peers, family, and close friends. Chan reports that he does not approve of this saying, but at the same time, he was very dark so it fit him. With this being said, the term Blackie Chan has grown from not only Chan, but to all dark asians all around the world. If you are a tan asian, do not be offended by this word. It is only stating the truth.

Another word that you can call a dark asian is a Chinegro.

Example:

Chung Woo "Hey Keerff!"
Keith "Holy shit Blackie Chan, you are fucking tan!"
Chung Woo "I row, I rust rome from Parific."
Keith "What?"
Chung Woo "Parific."
Keith "Idk what the fuck you are saying."

by EthanChrist April 29, 2010

blackiechan

1) if jackie chan was black
2) a black person who learns carate or thinks he can do martial arts

noel: haha look at that dumb black bitch, thinking he can do tae kwon doe
friend: wow, looks like blackiechan gonna need alot more practice

by 1d10T July 7, 2006

Blackcident

When you're black by accident.

Wait, Raymond's a blackcident? I feel so sorry for his mother.

by Jeriatrics October 8, 2011