Blackhawks

2010 Stanley Cup winners. Beat the Philadelphia Flyers (4-2 in series) winning the cup on 06/09/10. They're awesome...period.

The Blackhawks pwn everyone.

by Harlluv June 12, 2010

Chicago Blackhawks

The best sports team ever. Won 5 Stanley Cups, most recently in 2013, winning the series 4-2 against the Boston Bruins. Unlike the Vancouver Canucks, the Blackhawks actually get somewhere. Also one of the Original 6 teams, along with the Boston Bruins, Detroit Red Wings, Montréal Canadiens, New York Rangers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Goalies are Corey Crawford and Nikolai Khabibulin. To recap, I said it once and I'll say it again...the Blackhawks are the BEST SPORTS TEAM EVER!!!

Guy 1: "Hey, did you watch that Canucks game last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck, no! I watched the Chicago Blackhawks game because they're awesome."
Guy 1: "Maybe you're right. The Canucks did lose to the Dallas Stars 9-1 last night."
Guy 2: "FUCK YEA!!!"

by Yoshibowser29 November 27, 2013

Blackhawk

The UH-60. The U.S. Army's main transport helicopter. Has variants such as the MH-60, HH-60 "Pavehawk" and the AH-60 Direct Air Penetrator.

Blackhawk Down is an awesome movie which features this helicopter getting shot down.

by Galloping Ghost June 12, 2005

Blackawk Down

When you are helicoptering your penis and accidentally slam it in between your legs, lodging it in between your butt cheeks and pinning your balls in place.

Dude, I was helicoptering the other day and totally blackawk downed. Can you help me pull it out? My balls are starting to hurt.

by Butterd_Bunz December 11, 2019

Chicago Blackhawks

Easily the best team in the NHL right now. Playing with an excellent mix of youth and veteran talent, and quite possibly 7 Olympians. Led by Jonathon Toews, Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane, Marian Hossa, and Cristobal Huet. Both Huet and our backup goalie, Niemi, are amazing and have over 4 shut outs each. The Hawks are the pest points per game team right now, and would be atop the NHL standings if they had played as many games as the current leaders, the San Jose Sharks and New Jersey Devils. However, the Hawks have already beaten the Sharks this year, and are currently denominating the Devils. The Hawks fell last year in the Western Conference Finals to that scumbag, piece of shit team from Detroit, enacting revenge this year by shutting out the Wings twice and completely denominating them.

The Chicago Blackhawks are the best team in the NHL.

You: "Dude, did you watch the Hawks denominate the Red Wings last night?"
Dude: "Yeah, the Wings suck dick broseff".
You: "Word to big bird".

by Stark24 December 31, 2009

blackhawk down

When you hover over the toilet to defecate, and a large piece of feces misses the bowl and sticks to the seat. Disgusted and embarrassed, the guilty party leaves the scene without cleaning up.

Don't hit that stall in the corner, bro. There's a blackhawk down.

by Gahces January 7, 2008

Blackhawking

The act of spinning one's breasts around in circles. Usually done while naked.

That pool party was completely insane. One minute we were all skinny dipping then the next minute Tracy was on the pool deck Blackhawking us!

by Finrazael September 7, 2011