de/bertrand

a cranky old man with a hat, coat, walking stick and a long twirly moustache. hobbies include self-victimisation and self-projection

"you've been arguing with me all day, you're such a de/bertrand!"

de/bertrand by lunablu February 9, 2026

The Dirty Bertrand 

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.

I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.

The Dirty Bertrand by bbbeaver October 13, 2012