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Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale
by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017
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Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH
by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017
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Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on
Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.
by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021
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Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
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Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020
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beached whale syndrome

When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.
Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.

Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
by Little Boots May 26, 2009
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Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.
Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.
by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011
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