A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017
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Get the beached whale mug.A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on
by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021
Get the Beached whale mug.A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
Get the Beached Whale mug.A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020
Get the Beached-Whale mug.When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.
Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.
Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
by Little Boots May 26, 2009
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