Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

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buttalingus

When a person leaves a room and the smell of their butt lingers behind

Even after he the meeting, Jerry's buttalingus filled the room.

by BAM2018 September 22, 2016

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bastation

Both to know of imminent evil or to plan and cause the evil that is soon to become imminent!

jason is the bastation of all that is good and un-evil in this world

by evil twin August 19, 2004

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Bataleon

Fuckin greatest most epic snowboard company in the world because of their alternative way of making snowboards.
They seperate themselves by their TBT (Triple Base Technology) That means the snowboard is specially shaped to ride better.
The snowboard is not flat but goes a little upside at the ends of the width of the board.

Bataleon is better than sex.

1: Dude you've sick freestyle skills!

2: Yea.. Bataleon FOR THE WIN!

by vipeee April 22, 2010

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