Bastian

A guy who gets cheated on by a chinese girl living in Tokyo.

I got bastian'd. Should have listened to daddy.

by fuckbastian June 3, 2025

Joe Bastian

Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.

Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…

by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023

bastian

bastian is the cutest funniest smartest guys you could meet, he has pretty eyes and a pretty personality overall. You love the way he talks, smiles and looks you cant get over him because you get emotional and physically attached.

bastian is so good.

by geekedgirl100 March 4, 2024