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Louisville Bartender 

1.) Being cock blocked by a Bartender while you are attempting to get a number or go home with a hot chick at the bar.

2.) When you're macking on a really hot chick at a bar and then she goes home with the bartender instead of you.
1) Dude, I was spitting game on this tall blonde at Sports and I got the Louisville Bartender. She just talked to him the rest of the night. That guy was an asshole!

2) I was chatting up this girl and grabbed her ass. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone, and so was the bartender. I totally got the Louisville Bartender.
Louisville Bartender by Dr. Whom October 5, 2011
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A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!
Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles

Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)
Bartender by MamaG83 June 1, 2010
A term used to describe back-to-back home runs in a baseball game. Most notably heard by SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett calling out a back-to-back jack highlight.
"Matt Carpenter goes deep to lead off the game. Carlos Beltran wants in on the fun, BARTENDER! ONE SHOT AIN'T ENOUGH."
bartender by Minor League Guy April 26, 2013

360 Bartender 

A bartender who's head is on a swivel and keeps your drink(s) refreshed without hesitation. Generally hard to find, especially at singles bars where the bar keep is more interested in scoring than earning a gratuity.
That dude was a 360 bartender. I never had to ask him for anything, and neither did anyone else. He was Johnny on the Spot, and even slid me a free beer after my fourth round with subsequent tips. Bravo!
360 Bartender by Lord Bismarck November 18, 2011

Bartender Tommy 

That dude to be dude friends with! And it’s not a joke at all. Make bartending is legit what you should inspire to be. That name has grabbed more ladies, and woke up next to ones I only dreamed about. How? Who knows, he’s the shit and you will know what I mean. Once you watch the girls, watch him, while watching him mix up drinks.
I wish I was as attractive and had the confidence, to talk to women like Bartender Tommy can!

tipsy bartender 

A YouTube channel that showcases how to make several drinks, from shots and bombs to Jungle Juices. Plus, plenty of sexy women!
"Yo, I found this on Tipsy Bartender, we should make it!"

Bartendress 

A female version of a bartender with diva like tendencies or donning a skank-a-luscious outfit. Her motives are to increase drink sales from the male patrons.
That hottie with the body behind the bar is a bartendress.
Bartendress by Bodaman November 28, 2013