banonkers

A term used to describe a situation which is so utterly bizarre that it is both completely bananas and totally bonkers at the same time.

Dude, you texted me so many times my phone went banonkers!

They were eating babies and listening to Nickelback, it was so banonkers!

by zaruski May 27, 2010

Bayonetta Stan

a fan that likes Bayonetta the umbra witch and probably has a lot of edits of her

Person 1:i stan Bayonetta!
Person 2:ew your a Bayonetta stan?
Person 2:yeah and what?

by Ezuckerr! July 19, 2023

Turkish Bayonet

when you shit on your dick and cut it off and shove it up your ass

alex is into some weird shit. i heard his last act was the turkish bayonet.

by dean bean machine April 5, 2020

Bayonet

A knife of sorts which is attached to the barrel of a gun. Used extensivly in wars with single shot weapons (i.e. Revolutionary War, American Civil War, ect...)

The current issue bayonet is the M9 multipurpose bayonet.

by KR February 24, 2005

Bayonne

The best and worst city in New Jersey that we all love to hate. Bayonne natives are not as ghetto/dangerous/crazy as outsiders may think, but it is still a good idea to not mess with them.

Man, I hate Bayonne and yet I still can't leave.

by Ruby Soho February 6, 2007

Bayonetta

A stylized version of Devil May Cry but taken on with a more female twist. It's also a term for a girl who is classy as fuck but can use what she got to her advantage.

Yo dawg you play that new. "Bayonetta" game.

Man that girl is so "Bayonetta" every time she comes my way I gotta look back and go Goddamn that chick is so Bayonetta.

by Oberon Sexton October 3, 2010

Banoner

The act of getting a boner whilst watching someone eat a banana.

dude, remember when Becca was eating a banana at lunch. i seriously thought i was going to get a banoner.

by ashersucks October 26, 2012