Bailout

A process by which a gigantic turd is pulled out of the toilet, stinking up the room and getting shit everywhere instead of simply being flushed.

I took a dump so large that I had to pull a Bailout. I wish I didn't.

by An ony mous December 9, 2008

bailout

September 2008 plan to try and rescue the US markets from crisis with 700 billion dollars. Eventually passed in October with attachments by congressment for another $150 billion, totaling $850B. A giant fiasco opposed by most economists, see also "we're fucked."

Doesn't matter if I screw up my whole life, I'm going to try and get a government bailout.

by Nate2269 October 6, 2008

Detroit Bailout

A sexual act performed while driving on the highway. While getting Roadhead or Roadmuff, the driver of the vehicle tells his/her partner to open their door and spit. As the passenger leans over to the door, the driver slows down considerably and kicks them out of the car and speeds away.

Franklin: Yo, My gf was givin me roadhead, so I gave her the Detroit Bailout in return.

by Jizzle-D April 18, 2010

Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.

8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007

Bailout

Whenever someone runs away from a good time!

Don't be such a bailout, just go with the flow!

by The Space Goat February 16, 2021

Bailout Bum

Someone who only has a job because of the government bailout. Usually someone doing construction or something similar on government owned property.

Phil: I wish they would stop redoing this street, it's the third time this year.
Ian: Yeah, all of these workers are bailout bums.

by Perfect Situation June 15, 2009

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout

When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.

i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout

by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011