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Pseudo-baby mama

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1. A name to give a woman by a man who wishes/fantasizes they were the real baby daddy, usually regretting the person they are with.

2. A woman who's baby daddy isn't around and her male friend will take on the "daddy" role or claim the kid/kids and call her his baby mama.

3. A lesbian who has a baby daddy, marries/dates anoher lesbian who has children, and the baby daddy claims them as his and calls the woman his other baby mama.
Tyrone & Megan was hot back in the day; she was his everything but they broke up & had kids with other people. Now Tyrone and Megan is kickin' it again and he wants her, so he claims her kids and calls Megan his pseudo-baby mama.
by Sweet_Kiss_of_Death August 1, 2011
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A young single mother who does not work, and only wakes up to get dressed up in her hoochie gear and acrylic shoes, just so she can push her baby around all day in it's stroller. She does this so she can find a new baby daddy.
"Did you see that baby mama in town? Probably just trying to find a new baby daddy."
by Me Ahna July 20, 2005
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When your Baby Mama has finally decided she's ready, and you are now "celebrating" her change in heart.
Dave: "Hey, how'd your night go, Shae?"
Shae: "Pretty damn well, it's Baby Mama Time."
by EveryDamnNameisTaken January 26, 2020
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From the male's perspective, the female that is the mother of his child(ren).
My baby mama keep calling me about money.
by SparkSpit January 17, 2008
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The mother of an illegitimate child, often used by the father to degrade the woman.
Common: "I walked to the crib, got two kids and my baby mama late."

Kanye: "UH oh, UH oh!"
by hefdaddy August 19, 2011
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Baby Mama Drama

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Phonomena where the black female 'single' parent lives her life as a narrative where the father of at least one of her children is blamed for any or all of her life challenges.
Since you've been with your new boyfriend all I get from you is Baby Mama Drama.
by Mark Rosmar October 8, 2009
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