Jewd Bellingham

A terrible footballer who has the highest PR in world football because he plays for Real Madrid. Only known for playing as a striker and scoring tapins even though his "supposed" role is a midfielder

"Yo Matt, did you see Jewd Bellingham's goal against city yesterday?"
"Yes and it was another tap in as usual

by Ratzen March 16, 2024

bermingham booty call

When you are making sweet love to a woman, you take her phone, set it on vibrate, shove it up her ass, then call her. Then she shits it out and talks dirty to you when you skeet skeet skeet on her face!

Dylon Cantu gave Johnithan a bermingham booty call. Those two freaks!!!

by dylon cantu October 2, 2007

bellinghammered

the act of being drunk in bellingham, washington

dude, i got so BellingHAMMERED at that party over at Western.

by mtron July 2, 2006

Billingham

A small town near Middlesbrough, a town well known for the abundance of fatty batties.

I am going to Billingham to get myself a fatty batty.

by p1lgr1m April 19, 2021

Bellinghamster

The name given to and used by residence of Bellingham, Washington. Life is Bellingham is much like life on a hamster wheel - you're moving, but you're not going anywhere.

God damn, these Bellinghamsters throw lame ass parties.

by M. May 13, 2005

Ellingham

An Ellingham is when you have a very violent shit that is expelled with force. Might take a bit of energy to get rid of it, but its satisfying when its gone.

"Oh guys, I'll be back in a bit I need to be rid of an Ellingham"

by ChronicFan February 20, 2009

Bermingham Butt Simulator

filling two sandwich sized zip-lock baggies with warm water, dipping them in olive oil, putting them together at the seams, and promptly engaging them in intercourse.

i was tired of giving that hoe a cosby sweater, so i told her to take the left over sandwich bags, and make me a god damn Bermingham Butt Simulator.

by tiittiesn'buttcheeks July 8, 2012