beefcake juhl

A rowdy son of a bitch. Likes to stick his penis in anything warm.

Get that Beefcake Juhl away from my chickens, he'll fuck em!

by cake hatre October 21, 2004

beefcake

One who can also be a cunt.. (see definition of cunt)

that beefcake was gay

by beefcake1980 January 14, 2008

beefcake graphman

A man that is a total beefcake but can also graph very well. They are usually worshiped as gods of algebra 1.

Wow look at that dude he can graph so well he’s like a beefcake graphman. He’s immortal!

by Axis powers November 15, 2019

Beefcake Arms

When a bodybuilder has bulked up so much, that their arms will no longer lay at their sides. Instead, the arms dangle out at an angle, and the individual takes on the characteristics of a strutting chicken. This is due to muscles on the arms resting against more muscle on the back and sides.

Bob took so many roids, that he developed beefcake arms.

by antiroid August 19, 2007

Beefcake pantyhose

A term for pantyhose that are designed for plus-sized women. i.e. Queen size.

I'd hate to watch her try to pull those beefcake pantyhose up over those massive thighs.

by DMills July 25, 2009

brutus beefcake

a large, erect penis, often used in sexual pleasure. a brutus beefcake is usually very thick and veiny, it always gives intense pleasure to the vagina of a female.

he's so hot! i want his brutus beefcake!

by mrs. beefycakes July 9, 2009

grandpa beefcake

An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.

Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.

by NautilusP July 2, 2022