Ass burgers

A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.

Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!

by CryingTaco69 December 5, 2020

Ass Burgers

having a nice, scrumptious, juicy set of ass cheeks.

Kayla: ooooh dat asss!
Laquisha: That boy got dem ohdeee ass burgers yo.

by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011

ass burgers

A cheap Mexican insult to people of higher intelligence. Strawberry picking spics coined this term, after being the victims of repetitive rape-both mentally and physically.

Greg: Dude, you got a 15 on your ACT, I got a 36.

Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!

Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*

by roscooooe March 31, 2011

Ass Burgers

When a women's ass looks really tasty.

Bill: "Mmmm She has Dem Ass burgers.
Jack: "I know right, I would really like a piece of Dat Ass."

by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017

Krystal Ass-Burgers

Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".

You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.

by @Tex February 3, 2019

Ass Burgers

Burgers That Come From the Anus

Joel had Ass Burgers This Morning. The toilet ain't lookin too good

by Local Loaner September 17, 2020

Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.

I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.

by human human February 20, 2021