Alternative Facts

A fancy term for lies

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.

by UltimateDoge November 23, 2022

Alternative Fact

Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.

A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)

B: ummmm alternative fact?

by Chi-Dino April 13, 2017

Alternative Facts

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

Alternative fact

Alternative fact are false statements that can be true in atleast one alternative reality.

- Jimmy is crazy if he really thinks the earth is flat.
- Yes, he is crazy, he believes in alternative facts.

by TheHumbleDuck September 1, 2017

alternative fact

falsehood; lie

You call that a lie, but it is just alternative fact

by Tanghot July 28, 2017

Alternative facts

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"

"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."

by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017

alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023