agoraphobia

The fear of Viagra.
It's almost like a sixth sense.

Sam enters room filled with boys.
Sam: Hey guys, it seems a bit off in here, what's going on?
Brandon: Yo we just got Viagra!
Sam: AHHHHHH, I have agoraphobia!!!!!
Brandon: Huh?
Sam sprints out of room frightened

by Exquanch March 17, 2025

Agoraphobia

Agoraphobia; noun. ag· o· ra· pho· bia. extreme or irrational fear of being in situations you can't escape from because life doesn't like you

"why you scared?"
"agoraphobia, dude, life sucks"

by Shulks_is_the_HOLYCOW September 22, 2025

albaphobia

A rhetorical reflex where people react with discomfort, denial, or hostility when whiteness is named as a cultural identity. It’s not a clinical fear—it’s a pushback against reflection. Albaphobia shows up when efforts to acknowledge white cultural heritage (see Albaveneration) are mischaracterized as divisive or unnecessary.

“Albaphobia emerged quickly when the panel proposed albaveneration as a framework for cultural reflection.”

by CookeVoerde October 29, 2025