Alfred

Flaming gay

I am Alfred, I love dick.

Alfred by Yeet yeetus May 18, 2020

Alfred

Noun. An Alfred is a hipster of the worst, most extreme variety; most frequently found in San Francisco, Brooklyn, and Silverlake. Wearing American Apparel and going gluten-free doesn't make you an Alfred. Greasing your mustache and sporting a monocle makes you an Alfred.

"Did you see the pants on that Alfred? I get that rolling your jeans is trendy, but that guy looked like he was wearing capris. Your socks aren't that cool, buddy."

Alfred by we$$yJ February 6, 2014

Alfred

A fat Asian who smells like squashed bananas. He is person who mainly eats fattening foods. He's the kind of person who would eat a salad and a double chocolate ice cream from DQ on the side

Dude, stop being and Alfred

Alfred by jonathon UK 2014 May 13, 2018

Alfred

short

Alfred

is short

Alfred by peepeepoopooweewee March 3, 2020

Alfred

That quiet kid who sits at the back of the room only talking to the black history fanatic! HE has these big DIRTY lips and only eats raw fish. If you see Alfred, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! He will punch and kick and WHO KNOWS WHAT?!?! He is quiet because he is plotting his plans. Run.

Alfred

Alfred by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019

alfred

The side-kick of the secret Batman in your group.

Hey, John! Aren't you Dean's Alfred?

alfred by Jack Padz June 18, 2018

Alfred

The most Ann kid you most likely know. Lies about his race. Does some autistic shit. Only girlfriend he ever had is his own sister.(insist having ass) oftenly does gay stuff and has no friends except for the special needs kids. Is also usually bald

Alfred -Gay mother fucker who sucks autistic dick

Alfred by Chandler Johnston February 25, 2019