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alek keegan's fistpump

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
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Alekesuh

This is how some Chinese people try saying "Alex," but with a Chinese twist/accent.
Alekesuh!
by Xxx66669420 February 26, 2020
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You are so alek minassian
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Aleksey

A callipygian Russian god of sex, derived from ancient Greek myths of Alsexian. In the legend of Alsexian, he single-handedly pleased 10 women, 3 young boys, and an octopus, thus capturing the hearts and minds of an entire nation.
That hot guy Aleksey is pretty Alsexian.
by aleksey_lover69 August 25, 2008
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Aleksej

From the Greek name Αλεξις which meant "helper" or "defender", derived from Greek αλεξω "to defend, to help". This was the name of a 3rd-century BC Greek comic poet, and also of several saints. It is used somewhat interchangeably with the related name Αλεξιος or Alexius, born by five Byzantine emperors.
by unicornmythologyqueen November 30, 2010
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Aleksa

They are literally perfect
-> they are Aleksa
by Niek_2222 July 26, 2021
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Aleah

Aleah’s are kind, selfless, and athletic. Aleah’s are also very funny. She can be very shy at first, but once you get to know her, she’s the life of the party. Aleah’s will almost always keep a secret unless it’s something that could get you or someone else hurt or put in danger. Aleah usually puts others feelings in front of hers, other people’s happiness is more important to her than her own. Aleah’s are very tall, skinny and beautiful, even though she doesn’t see it. Once you know an Aleah, don’t let her go! If an Aleah says she loves you, she means it.
person one: isn’t she so trustworthy and funny?
person two: oh yeah! must be an Aleah!
by aleah.johh June 17, 2018
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