A state of anxiety among middle-aged men, particularly in England that their rapidly deteriorating understanding of, relationship to and tolerance for modern 'culture' and 'values' has turned them into a simulacrum (look that up) of British TV and Radio personality Alan Partridge.
"I just spent ten minutes in Homebase trying to explain to a hungover piercings enthusiast why you can't safely run a two-and-a-half-kilowatt outdoor heater off a 10 amp extension lead, and she ran away crying. What have I become?"
"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
by Alanoid May 26, 2024
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