Alwynizzy

A pimp from Beantown that gets all the hoes on da block;plus runs his school, otherly known as "Da shit"

That pimp over thurr is makin it happen he's "Da shit"!!

by 50 Cent November 14, 2003

Joe Alwyn

a daddy wbk! king of acting ended your faves! has sex with Taylor Swift!

Taylor Swift moaned softly in the middle of the night: “Joe Alwyn don't stop! Harder daddy!” as he entered her.

by NilsSjoberg13 September 10, 2020

Joe Alwyn

a daddy! has sex with taylor swift frequently!

Taylor Swift moaned in the middle of the night: “oh joe alwyn, don’t stop, harder daddy!”

by NilsSjoberg13 September 10, 2020

Alwynian

A post that is intended by the poster to be funny, but generally considered lame by other readers. The reader is often left thinking he/she has missed some highly abstract joke.

Someone posts a gif of a black guy dancing strangely (but not hilariously).

Reply: "That post was very Alwynian"

by Maurice Sanchez December 9, 2008

Alwyn Mcavoy

Certified nonce

Oh look there’s Alwyn Mcavoy get away from him he’s a certified child predator.

by Alwyn Mcavoy October 4, 2020

Alwyn Mcavoy

Certified nonce

Oh look there’s Alwyn Mcavoy you better run cause he’s a child predator.

by Alwyn Mcavoy October 4, 2020

Ailyn

Shrimp Slayer and Calculus Master…

“Ailyn is how you stop Global Warming”

by Shrimp Slayer September 8, 2021