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Hash Aftermath

The jobby you take after a session of heavy hash smoking. Usually bigger, denser and smellier than any other form of jobby. Will easily take up 15-60 minutes of your day and you will most definitely have a sore bum from the toilet seat after. You may also find that your anus stings too, but this is dependent on the food you ate during your hash smoking session.
Morning after a night of smoking hash:

Tom: "Awww jesus what the fucks that smell?!"

Sloth: "Sorry about that, I was sitting on the toilet for 45 fucking minutes with a serious case of Hash Aftermath!"
by IrvineTheSloth March 29, 2013
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Deceitful aftermath

The sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t the best ever person, place, or thing, and instead may just have been the effects of alcohol, drugs, lust or any other form of intoxication. Verb.

See also Beer Googles, Post Nut Clarity
Jane was suffering the full effects of the deceitful aftermath when she realized that last nights drunken tattoo of “Marvin the Martian” in a bikini was not the very definition of funny and sexy.
by TheHappyWanderer December 23, 2021
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Jurassic world aftermath

A popular game that has dinosaurs in it. The game is has 2 seasons and is good to play. Its kinda a horror game only is on Vr (Only on the quest and quest 2's) I dose deserve another season.
''Hey bro I just played the new VR game called jurassic world aftermath''
by Youngmanhandsome21 August 21, 2022
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Jackoff Aftermath

The aftermath of having an orgasm while masturbating
Hey man, can i come over?

Yea, hold on i gotta clean up my "Jackoff Aftermath"

K. :)
by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010
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Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.
You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."
by Alianstr March 17, 2009
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gang bang aftermath

A word used to describe someone's face or object
Guy1: Dude what happened to your car?
Guy2: It got wrecked by a tornado
Guy1: looks like a gang bang aftermath to me
by DeathGiver March 31, 2011
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the aftermath

when a girl gives you a Blowjob or a good dick sucking, you surprise turn around and fart in her face.
by famous17 September 20, 2009
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