Adopt Me!

Adopt me! (what I like to call it is Scam Me! or Trade Me) is a Roblox game that used to be about roleplaying. Now all you do is stand till in the middle of the city and flex your mega neon sparkling dorito dust golden shadow dragon. You also buy overpriced pets that cost 1000 Robux each every Xmas and Halloween just to trade it away and never use them. It wont be worth as much as pets that came out a few years before. The only excuse is because their older. I wonder how it got to this point. The only other thing kids do in the game is scam.

Devs: *Adds a limited overpriced pet.*

8 year old: *logs on to Adopt Me! Buys pet using mommy's credit card.*

Scammer: hey wanna trust trade I will give you a mega owl (I dont know why we cant just use the trade feature in the game) all you have to do is give me the new pet.

8 year old: Ok *gives pet.*

Scammer: here's you mega owl *in trade* haha get scammed dont trust a stranger just because you want a creepy looking owl.

8 year old: Noooooooo :(

by Tasty Chips February 25, 2022

Adopt Me!

Popular Roblox game that started out mainly on adopting a baby and role-playing. Since it's update on virtual pets, the game has gained a big following.

Wow I really want to play Adopt Me! today!

by DestinyDelaZ September 5, 2020

adopt me!

the roblox game 4 kids. bruh, like, this game S U C K S. all you do is raise someone you dont even know diguised as a baby. only those 4-6 stupid years old play it. IT SUCKS! if any kid seeing this, then im not sorry. also it became more a trade hangout than a adoption game since pets have been added. jeez, at rogue lineage players may be toxic but at least its cool and not full of kids who pretend to be old.

kid: wanna play adopt me!?
me: no.
kid: come on its the best roblox ga-
me: shut up you frick
kid: im gonna call the police if u dont play! i know where you live!!
me: really? where?
kid: you live near my house!
me: you are right
kid: rea-
me: lol obviously no
kid: im calling the police!
also kid: police, can you kill a guy?
police: what did he do?
kid: he refused to play adopt me! with me!
police: *come to the kid house instead*
kid: why did you came here? go to the house of the guy who refused to play ado-
police: you are under arrest
kid: I DID NOTHING WRONG PLZ GO TO THE GUY HOUSE!!!!!!!
police: you are under arrest for threathing an innocent for a stupid reason.
kid mom: WHERE DID I MISSED????!!!!
kid: THE POLICE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by riganman!@# April 30, 2020

Adopt Me!

A game in roblox where you make houses, earn money, take care of pets, hatch pets and more. You can also make your own outfits and adopt me only posts updates in TikTok, Twitter and Instagram every Monday.

Hi, I am playing Adopt Me!, wanna join me?
Sure!

by coolgirlXD October 13, 2021

Adopt Me!

A game full of trust traders and scammers, retarded little children wondering why their ipad is overheating after playing the game doing nothing but playing the game for 12 hours straight, autistic retards just mindlessly trading their common dog.
from roblox.
**I am also autistic so i dont need no hate just saying**

Mentally Disabled Ill retarded child with down syndrome: ADOPT ME! EUGHGEGHHHHEGHH

by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021

Adopt me pet

A peice of some ones life that they will never get back

Person one: what adopt me pets do you have

Person two: i have a life so I don’t have one
Person one: is it ride or fly
Person two:get a life

by Dat one dude online haha January 2, 2021

Adopt Me Roblox

A game on Roblox that was originally created for roleplaying, making friends, and getting houses! Well in 2019, that all changed. Innocent people have became crazy of trading pets, that the updates are all about pets. "Adopt Me!"? More like "Adopt Pets, Get scammed".

Hey! Whats Adopt Me Roblox?

It's a game where you get pets, get scammed for them, and scam

by R4ndom Person December 21, 2020