Augustus

If you have and Augustus as a friend you should be happy. They will protect you from bullies as a kid. He can help you out in rough times.He is a god cook and is a bulky man. If you atr friend witha person like this Good job

Omg i want a Augustus

by Joe mama extreme November 12, 2019

Augustus

Comes from a German word and means “ the cows are dying”

Hey what’s your middle name
Augustus

What does that mean?
The cows are dying

by Carrie Augustus johnson April 25, 2022

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they take a dump.

They listened to old GG Allin records while he pulled off The Augustus Gloop

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

Caesarï Augustus

Hottest emperor Neo-Roma has ever seen since Gaius Augustus. Famously known for his sexual and romantic engagements with senator Antonius.

-On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are you?
+Caesarï Augustus.

by Okgoodstuff November 23, 2021

Jamie Augustus Hargrove-Milam

Jamie gets al the pussy he lives none for anyone else. All that’s left is the cum squirting out.

Jamie Augustus Hargrove-Milam broke up with his girl and stole yours.

by Bigdickguy375 March 18, 2024

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they are taking a dump.

They listened to GG Allin records while he pep-talked her into doing The Augustus Gloop.

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

Augustus

Man of fine breast milks

That dude over there is an Augustus

by Aftonator April 17, 2022