An ugly fuck who is constantly high and doesn’t know how to strike a conversation. Alvaro’s are chill though, almost to chill, to the point where they want to do nothing. Will claim about dating a bunch of girls but has never actually had real proof of it. He’s an okay guy though overall
by Daddy fax February 3, 2020
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by Digital_Grim March 4, 2019
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Alvaro is an average guy. Legend has it that he worked in retail and got swung at by a customer. He prides himself in being from Riverside. Alvaro will make living with him for five weeks unbearable. Before going into business with him, you should ask for references.
Alvaro, you should leave.
by lololol9999 July 17, 2019
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Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..
Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..
by ast0ra March 2, 2020
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He created the Big Bang and is the Big Bang, everithing is Alvaro and Alvaro is in everyone
He created the Big Bang and is the Big Bang, everithing is Alvaro and Alvaro is in everyone
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