Alberto 

Alberto is a tall Mexican man. Gets lot of girls, and knows the entire fucken city. He is very nice but can be an asshole at times. He’s very reckless and can be a little crazy but it’s okay, because he’s alberto what can we say. Whenever ur with him you’ll be safe. He’s got every thing under control. His body count is super high, he’s for the highway!

Alberto is such a player.

Alberto by Elixabeth December 8, 2021

Alberto 

One of the most sexiest man in the universe he is so hot and sexy and beautiful he makes me cum every second he looks at me

Omg Its Alberto *cums*

Alberto by Fawnino April 13, 2022

Alberto 

Some doofus who is gorgeous as hell.

someone: yo who has that goofy ahh haircut?

me: shut up that’s Alberto.

Alberto by kkayakk September 5, 2022

alberto 

a certain individual, particulary of Mexican descent, who enjoys "borrowing" military/ government issued gear and selling it for his own profit. The certain items an Alberto prefers, cost anywhere from a few dollars to thousands of dollars. Generally an Alberto wont risk "borrowing" an item if the paper stacks ain't right(alot of money). An Alberto doesnt necessarily have to be in the military. He/she could acquire the item from a contact.

Jose: "Pablo, hey have you seen those brand new radios. Our Lieutenant is gonna go crazy when he hears about them!"

Pablo: "Yea S.A. those radios are tight homes. I am seriously thinking about Alberto'n em'. You think anybody will notice?

Jose: "Pablo! Are you kidding me homes?"

Pablo: "What homes? C'mon you know I'm Mexican. Its in my blood!"

Jose: True! I know I'm Mexican too. I dont mind of you pull a Alberto, just give me half. OK S.A.?

alberto by H MOney Bags A.k.A. Ladies Holla August 4, 2006

alberto 

a common piece of shit :)

i like grindcore .....but im a gino bambino :)...alberto

alberto by cinndii December 24, 2007

Alberto 

A guy that simps for an Anime chick who will never love him

Guy1: Have you heard of Alberto?
Guy2: Yeah....He simps for a MHA character, right?

Alberto by FnafFnCod_09 April 28, 2021

Alberto 

A very hyper and exciting person. People with this name are also very kind hearted. This name means "bright and noble" but depending on it's origin, it also means "wanderer".

"Wow he's very hyper today!"
"He's not just hyper, he's Alberto!"

Alberto by Mark_0534 April 19, 2018