Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021

Alaboner

- noun

The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.

Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."

by Andythebigman January 3, 2011

Alabama Wet Wipe

Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping

Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm

by Lilith_The_Destroyer November 2, 2020

alabama tuck in

The act of one man gaping another man's asshole, then gently resting his balls inside.

Hey brother, give me one of those Alabama tuck in's.

by xXxMcBeaverxXx August 28, 2017

alabama chrome

Slang for Duct Tape

Dood you need to fix your car, some alabama chrome will fix you up right

by m750 April 15, 2004

Sweet home Alabama

A song used to indicate incest

What is your favorite ship?
My favorite ship is nezuko x tanjiro
SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Panic! Just fucking panic August 7, 2020

buttfuck alabama

a fictional (I trully hope) small town somewhere in the boonies of alabama. Primarily used as a forwarding address to try and escape debt-collectors.

Pillowbiter Bob
23 creampie lane
123456 buttfuck alabama

by otto normalverbraucher February 25, 2008