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B.L.A.P.S

An acronym that simplifies where you should invest your money in order to create wealth.
When you're looking to build wealth, invest your money in B.L.A.P.S - Businesses, Land, Art, Property, and Stocks.
by TheCreatorLOA November 18, 2020
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The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.
Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"
by JigglesTheDog February 17, 2017
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L.I.L.A.B.O.C.

Stands for: "Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates"

Introduced by ME in the early 2005 when I was going through a phase of everything I do is wrong or turns out wrong
In a conversation when someone is having a bad day: "you know what they say Bob....L.I.L.A.B.O.C."
by Master of Puppets 2005 October 11, 2005
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B.A.L

to blow a load!! in other words explode cum in a girls mouth or upon her poor face as she gags and moves on to the next guy. Bal= funniest fucking word ever!
by Faii December 17, 2008
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B.A.L.B Syndrome

B.A.L.B Syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of "Being A Little Bitch."

Symptoms include:

Bitching for NO reason

Bitching about LITTLE things

Bitching because they are just a BITCH
Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.

Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?

Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.

Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.

Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!

Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.

Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)

Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.
by the awesome couple September 23, 2012
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b.a.l.a.d.a

Short for Born Alone Live Alone Die Alone
by MakaveliMakaveli September 15, 2021
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B.a.l.e

an acronym for Big August Leo Energy
coworker: What are you wearing to the holiday office party ?

coworker w/b.a.l.e : Nothing special ; maybe jeans and a festive top.

coworker w/b.a.l.e : *showing up to office party giving Met Gala 2019 vintage glam*

coworkers at party : we should have know her birthday in August
by suzygeezy December 21, 2022
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