Mary Kellen is the kindest girl you know! She is OBSESSED with jewelry, especially woven string bracelets. She has blonde hair and and blue eyes, but Is most definitely dumb. She makes straight A’s and is a good student. If you ever meet a Mary Kellen, make sure you hold onto her!
Person 1: Who’s that girl over there?
Person 2: That’s Mary Kellen, she has the best taste in jewelry!
Person 2: That’s Mary Kellen, she has the best taste in jewelry!
by łïž May 4, 2020
Get the mary kellenmug. When an egotistical front man robs 100k from his fans just to fire the band who earned him those fans after the fact.
The downfall of Stacked Like Pancakes and brass rock as we know it.
The downfall of Stacked Like Pancakes and brass rock as we know it.
by MaverickLobster October 4, 2018
Get the the kelleningmug. Kellen is notorious for his wild and rambunctious nature. If you fought a guy in highschool, his name was probably Kellen. He'll most likely miss the first punch he throws, but he rarely is defeated. An athlete by design, his body will keep you coming back for more. He is tall with shoulders that allow him to man-handle you in the sack. #tattoos
Kellen's quick-witted, non-apologetic sense of humor is only truly appreciated by few. #intellegent #mindinthegutter
An often misunderstood competitive bad boy, who finally met his match. Someone to call him out on his bullshit, but also sees through to the heart and soul of perfection....My future is Kellen.
Kellen's quick-witted, non-apologetic sense of humor is only truly appreciated by few. #intellegent #mindinthegutter
An often misunderstood competitive bad boy, who finally met his match. Someone to call him out on his bullshit, but also sees through to the heart and soul of perfection....My future is Kellen.
by CarlaDaisy April 6, 2024
Get the Kellenmug. One of the best piano players to ever exist. A funk and jazz prodigy. A young white boy in an older black man's body. A badass motherfucker. Bro has superhuman musicals qualities and throws down with some of the baddest cats in New Orleans. Someone you need to listen to.
This young white bruh named Kellen just made everyone trip when he started to throw down with the band
by prodrob6840 October 19, 2025
Get the Kellenmug. A very sweet guy. You'll want to talk to him a ton, and spend time with him often. He's pretty cool and has got a sense of humor! He's also very smart and short. Likes some variant of a sport.
Person 1 : Hey dude is that Kellen?
Person 2: Aw yeah it is! Hey Kellen!!
Kellen: hi dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Aw yeah it is! Hey Kellen!!
Kellen: hi dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Raccoonpuppetprobably November 6, 2022
Get the Kellenmug. They are nice, Basketball players, Really, Really, REALLY ignorant. Will be sus sometimes. Also funny, smells funny, and looks funny. Big Ears.
by Akil Shanelle Lil Bill April 18, 2023
Get the Kellenmug. Kellen is the greatest girl in the world, they are beautiful and funny and smart and really nice and caring . They have a couple mental illness but that’s ok. They also need their boyfriend to help them sometimes. And they are the best girlfriend ever
by Snakes are cool April 10, 2022
Get the Kellenmug.