mummy has a new boyfriend 

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

mummy has a new boyfriend by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding 

“I want to give my boyfriend a hiding” meaning you want be freaky asf , and you want to be dicked down. Can also mean you wanna try something new in bed.

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding ~ “babe can i give you a hiding”

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding by gale braydenie November 11, 2019

National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day 

National: GET A girlfriend/boyfriend DAY
You gotta ask out your crush or get with

someone for the day

Example: This is how National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day works!
Camille: "Hey Kai want to be my boyfriend for the day?"
Kai: "Sure bro"

National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day by ジョーイ May 21, 2021

National Give Boyfriend A BJ 

December 9th

You just have to go on ur knees and suck on it till he Cums
Hey it’s December 9th

And?…
You have to give me a bj till I cum it’s National

Okay I’m on my way baby

It’s National Give Boyfriend A Bj just do it

National Give Boyfriend A BJ by Gnffg drubdgg December 1, 2022

give your boyfriend a gift day

October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.

“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”

give your boyfriend a gift day by amayer October 18, 2023

My boyfriend pulled a Joel 

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.

friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."

My boyfriend pulled a Joel by Hazel Sherwood October 27, 2011

A high-key boyfriend 

A boyfriend you live with, are business partners with and have known for approximately 10 years. You plan to buy a forever home and adopt a shiba inu or a corgi together.

It is what Dan Howell is to Phil Lester (even though Phil isn't familiar with the term.)

"What's a high-key boyfriend?" "If you want a high-key boyfriend, you need to get them to commit to you."

A high-key boyfriend by Hannibalester October 21, 2018