Moo Shu Beef Jerky

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky

Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky

by Blame The Clown February 21, 2018

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Beef Jerky

Miserable super tanned old people at resorts and condos in the tropics. Usually found on or around lounge chairs they laid their towels on at 5am.

One of the beef jerky crowd at the pool just told us to turn off the wireless speaker.

by DirtyVics March 27, 2023

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The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob

Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before

by ItzzSubBaby January 07, 2020

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When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

by LOTSO THE BEAR May 07, 2018

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I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky

by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019

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Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.

Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!

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Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.

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