jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

by jim May 14, 2004

Jono Long

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.

Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!

by Ally B May 11, 2004

jono and dav

the two hottest most spectacular, extravogent, funny, outrageous, fabulous, super dooper, guys in this universe known to all forms of life.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.

wow, look at that group of rely hot amazing guys, who nearly make up a minute fraction of what david and jono make up. pfft, we are such loosers compared to them n so are they.

by jono and dav January 6, 2005

jono lazar

really cranky bastard. Very angry, an has the world against him.
Has extreme roid rage.

calm down man, you are acting like jono lazar

by The GDaddy September 5, 2004

jono crazy legs

GINGER.. intense hardcore dancing on the morning news.

jono crazy legs threw down hard today.

by zack flowers May 6, 2007

jono lu

petite vulnerable scrumptious dream enthusiast who craves being pegged by sherbet the soccer girl

ayo think my songs fem, he a jono lu frfr

by eshayyss August 18, 2022

Jono

The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.

Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!

by PURE BOGAN HERE March 12, 2023