Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).

"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009

Toss a log to the lawn Gods

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle

Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

Toss a log to the lawn Gods by C Bailey March 19, 2004

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods by ceanoay May 31, 2022