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A crazy child 

They coocoo in the brain and scratch up your face and bite you like a cat ಠ︵ಠ
Don't tell Jude how the world works he is a crazy child
A crazy child by Ur mom is gæ November 25, 2021

A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.
Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?
A Shuffle child by Thedarklol September 13, 2022

sc.a.ry_child 

Omg is that sc.a.ry_child :O
sc.a.ry_child by URMOM;] October 21, 2021

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

beat like a red headed step child 

a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"
The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.