April 28

national kick dick day, since the guys are assholes now :)

boy: what day is it today?
girl: April 28, KICK GUYS NUTS DAY

by l0ngl3gs March 22, 2021

April 28

The Day Eva becomes my Longest relationship 💜💜

Let’s hang out on April 28

by Zezyzec April 26, 2021

April 28

National do what your boyfriend says day

Friend 1: wow your boyfriend is so hot. What are u doing for April 28th?
Friend 2: I know, I’m so lucky! I’m gonna do anything he says

by april28creator April 27, 2021

April 28

The day all the worst bitched were born and the most hated

Hey! its your birthday on April 28 you must be someone no one likes and are an absolute bitch to everyone

by Yoohoo bitch! November 17, 2020

April 28

National do what your boyfriend tells you to
It’s a law
Do it ladies.

Him: hey babe, send me $69
Her: ok ig I will cause it’s April 28

by Buttbubble April 27, 2020

April 28

get angry at your girlfriend for no reason day

On april 28th everyone’s boyfriends got mad.

by anonymous43042 April 28, 2020

April 28: Melanie Martinez day

On this day it's Melanie Martinez birthday and thats why we should devote this day to her

It's april 28: Melanie Martinez day

by Space_Giraffe April 28, 2020