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jisoos christ

jisoos christ is the leader of a religion known as kpopism. Believers also know jisoos as Joshua, a member of SEVENTEEN. This religion roots from the fact that jisoos believes that drinking water is the right thing to do rather than drinking alcohol. Feel free to worship him any time, except for both 10:10 AM and 10:10 PM as this holy time is for *aHEM* NAEGA HOSH. This relegion welcomes anyone and everyone, except antis.
"Bro, what are you doing?"
"Worshipping jisoos christ? What else?"
"IT'S 10:10 YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT NOW"
"OH SHIT!"
by andioop_sksksksksk September 2, 2019
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jisooeffected

best kpop tiktoker?!?!?!! 😱😱😱
person: jisooeffected is so cool
person 2: ikr shes so cool
by um anonymous February 3, 2021
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Jiyoon

Jiyoon, what a cutie pie! Jiyoon is one of the kindest warm hearted people you will ever meet. But watch out because she is as fierce as a baby lion ready to pounce on lifes next adventure. Jiyoon is a rare gem as she is so precious. She may be alittle nervous at first when you meet her, but if you text her first and show that you want to be her friend she willl show you the world. Jiyoon loves sexy men with muscles like Henry Cavill so if you see a sexy man Jiyoon will claim him first. Jiyoon will easily become one of your favorite people and a life long friend. Don't ever hurt a Jiyoon as her friends will hunt you down. Knowing a Jiyoon is like finding the Holly Grail. So count your self lucky if you know her.
"Oh...My did you see that girl shes totally a Jiyoon".
by Little_Shrimp November 26, 2021
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Jisoos

An inside joke for Carat, the fandom name for South Korean boy band, Seventeen, formed by Pledis Entertainment.
Refers to Jesus. Fellow fans may tell one who read smut, 'You need Hong Jisoos'.
Joke formed after Hong Jisoo (Joshua) of Seventeen dressed as a priest.
"Gosh I read so much smut last night...FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED!"
"Oh lord jisoos, please forgive this poor Carat."

"You need Jisoos!"
by SugaStoleYourJams May 19, 2018
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.jisoolvr

Oh have you seen .Jisoolvr's new video?
by JungkooksLeftleg December 20, 2020
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jisoosexual

being Jisoosexual means you can ONLY be attracted to KIM JISOO,I mean this girl can steal ur man AND ur girl,I don't make the rules
"Hey!wanna go on a date"
um ew no..I'm Jisoosexual!"
by yesIamJisoosexual October 5, 2020
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jihoon luvr

“Jihoon Lover” is a person who really loves Park Jihoon from the kpop group Treasure. They like to rant about how much they love him and how they will marry him one day !! (jokingly)
“Yeah mínty is such a jihoon luvr to be honest...all they do is spam pictures of park jihoon...”
“I know right...like get out of here. Jihoon will never notice your ass he’s too busy working out or finding a way how to scare the rest of Treasure w his muscles 💪 ”
by jihoonluvr February 16, 2021
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