Dick Cheese

"Dick Smith" Brand Cheese

"I am going to the store to look for some Dick Cheese"

by E.T, LCM, VB, etc December 03, 2002

dick cheese

Smegma

An orange cheese-like substance emitted from the male clitoris.

I would have blown him, but he had dick cheese.

by Beangreens September 28, 2009

Dick Cheese

A slang word amunst Plumbers discribing a white, or yellow substance found in the P-trap and the drain outlet of A often used urinal due to Calcium build up from urine, and is often the primary cause to urinal stoppages.

That Dick Cheese stinks!

by Plumb Man April 07, 2019

Dick Cheese

White shit on your dick.

Her: "I wanna eat ur dick cheese"
Me: Ok babe

by MyPPIs3InchesLong February 10, 2021

dick cheese

when there's a yellowy substance surrounding the shaft and pee hole of a penis causing a massive build up of crusty grossness.

adam was terrified of the dick cheese he discovered crowding his package.

by vanksie November 07, 2010

Dick cheese

Usually a certain person that sits next to you in class and is super annoying and smells bad

Dude Devon is such a fucking dick cheese

by Tytydozdadefinitions July 10, 2017

dick cheese

a word or phrase randomly said to break the silence, also means when you have sex with a female at night then go to work the next day and eventually develop a white filmy substance on your pubic hair.

dude, I got some major dick cheese going on,, finally need to wash up.

by Bause Dragon April 29, 2011