Alex is a founding father that was shot by a damn fool called Aaron burr he married a beautiful woman named Elizabeth Schuyler short for Eliza HE WAS TO BLIND TO SEE ELIZA’S SISTER ANGELICA LOVED HIM FIRST anyways they had a son named Phillip they had more children but Phillip was better Alex had an affair with Maria Reynolds and wrote Reynolds pamphlet he was an orphan scotts man bastard and a son of a whore ~K.A.O
~“ how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scott’s man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot~”
Alexander Hamilton is a whore
Alexander Hamilton is a whore
by Musical girl March 28, 2018
The worst person to live! He cheated on his wife Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton, gave his son Phillip Hamilton bad advice and has him killed in a duel. The musical is great but guess who's not? (It's pretty obvious.)
by ElizaIsHot December 09, 2018
A person named Zander With a middle name of Alexander so his retarded Asian friend calls him Zander Alexander Hamilton
Zander Alexander Hamilton Iz that you
by CAASSS!!! March 13, 2018
A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
by Babagrillwuas October 20, 2023
Alexander Hamilton: Alexander Hamilton...My name is Alexander Hamilton
by theblueytimes February 01, 2025
it’s a cool american sex act where you stick a quill in someone’s ass and fill it with ink.
i love doing this with the homies.
i love doing this with the homies.
by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022
it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.
i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022