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taking the lord's name in vein 

referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".

This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"
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Taking the Tim's 

When you just dead ass take a nigga's Tim's (Timberland's) preferably after he disses you.

Note; Tim's can be any type of shoe.
"Damn nigga, he just took a nigga's Tim's."
"Give me the Tim's."
"Imma be taking the Tim's."
Taking the Tim's by Xindrias June 5, 2016

Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.
I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.
I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

taking grandma to applebee's 

Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.
Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.

Taking Your Grandma to Applebee's

Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend
Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!

Taking Grandma to Applebee's 

"Taking Grandma to Applebee's" is a sexual activity where the female is older than 65 and the man is at least 20 years younger. The woman eats out the man's butt hole. Of course the man preferably is a vegetarian, and has diarrhea.
The other night, I was taking grandma to Applebee's, and I sharted all over her face.