Driveby Knuckle Children

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Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.

by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024

driveby

when a man prematurely ejaculates onto a woman and then runs away in shame

I was excited to have sex with Bryce last night but all he could muster was a driveby.

by Officer Morningwood April 20, 2018

eskimo driveby

When a man rubs his nose gently on a woman’s clit

Anuk queefed in my face when I give her an eskimo driveby.

by Vagnipt January 21, 2018

jewish driveby

when someone drags their ass along your entire body as if they were a dog dragging their butt along the ground.

dang she shit me with a Jewish driveby after sex bro it was awsome

by Garry mf winthorp August 21, 2020

Driveby

When someone passes gas and walks away leaving the smell

Yo man somebody just hit us with a driveby

by Suicide King2 November 18, 2017

Corporate Driveby

When someone is so fed up with a company or product they wait until the majority of employees gets off work and then sprays them with bullets comming down the front stairs to replace their staff and solve the problem.

Did you fix the problem with your computer?
No, it's not user error, I'm going to have to do a corporate driveby.

by WGstyles July 29, 2023