by Dalippery February 18, 2019

by queen biscuit December 15, 2022

It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.
It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?
Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
by rocksiegirl21 May 14, 2011

by Bill Mobley January 26, 2022

Person 1: dude try my coffee
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine
by Pumpkineater69 September 21, 2019

A sexual act where 2 sexual partners spread their ass cheeks and connect their anus', and then proceed to shit into each other.
by shit consumer 29 May 20, 2020

A coffee cake is usually used by thirsty douche bags when they see a women with a nice butt. They would disrespect her by yelling "Coffee Cake Ass!!" Your butt brings the douche bags to the yard.
Ina: Dam girl you got a coffee cake ass!!
Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!
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Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!
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by kys.kms June 27, 2016
