Joe

Mama

"Who's Joe?"

by Bert's therapist October 30, 2019

joe person

Someone that’s doing too much.

She/he is a joe person.

by Shystal August 3, 2020

JOE SULLIVAN

a man, a myth, a legend. A loner, the coolest of the coolest. People wanna be him.

Jacob: JOE SULLIVAN is my best friend

JOE SULLIVAN: who are you

by gatoradefreezer February 2, 2019

Joe Biden

Sock puppet, stool sample emeritus

Joe Biden is the sock puppet, stool sample emeritus.

by Nathan Bedford Forrest IV June 28, 2023

Joe Biden

Joe Biden was born and raised in Scranton, Pennsylvania, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware, in 1953 when he was ten. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his law degree from Syracuse University in 1968. He was elected to the New Castle County Council in 1970 and became the sixth-youngest senator in U.S. history after he was elected to the United States Senate from Delaware in 1972, at age 29. Biden was the chair or ranking member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for 12 years and was influential in foreign affairs during Obama's presidency. He also chaired the Senate Judiciary Committee from 1987 to 1995, dealing with drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties issues; led the effort to pass the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act and the Violence Against Women Act; and oversaw six U.S. Supreme Court confirmation hearings, including the contentious hearings for Robert Bork and Clarence Thomas. He ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1988 and 2008. Biden was reelected to the Senate six times and was the fourth-most senior sitting senator at the time when he became Obama's vice president after they won the 2008 presidential election, defeating John McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin. Obama and Biden were reelected in 2012, defeating Mitt Romney and his running mate Paul Ryan.

Random Person: It's US President Joe Biden!
Bodyguard: Shut the fuck up.

by JoeCandiceNuts March 10, 2022

Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Joe

(verb) To rot in bed for an extended period of time like Grandpa Joe in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I can't wait to go home and joe after work

I'm having an insane high joe right now

When I'm hungover, I Joe

by boofinthetrap December 23, 2022